Act 4 – The Grand Sausage Ball
Narrator: So they all went to the grand sausage ball!
Announcer: Announcing Baron Hardupaw and his pretty daughters MillieMoo & LucyLou
Baron Hardupaw: Now girls fill up those bags with sausages
Buttons: *arrives on skateboard carrying drinks tray* Pawtini Ladies?
Zips: *arrives on roller skates* Bacon Beer sir?
LucyLou: I hear Aunty Fru Fru did the catering
MillieMoo: Let’s go find the buffet
Dogdini: Good evening Baron I see you brought your pretty daughters?
Baron Hardupaw: Yes but typical labs they are heading straight for the buffet
Queen: What lovely daughters Baron, have you met my son?
Dogdini: *catches sight of Lucy Lou* I say *almost faints* fancy a go at agility?
LucyLou: I’m up for a round *necks pawtinis*
MillieMoo: I will carry on with our ‘quest’ *continues heading to buffet*
Announcer: Announcing Goldoglocks and her sisters EllieBell & MollieDoll
Goldoglocks: Ok girls go sniff out the sausages
EllieBell: Let’s go I can’t stand porridge. Is that cousin Mill with that big bag?
MillieMoo:*fanning herself* evening cuz, Lucy’s pulled
MollieDoll: Has she met the prince?
MillieMoo: His best pal Dogdini. Look they’re doing agility
Goldoglocks: Is that doggy dancing I see?
Zips: Go Buttons Go
Announcer: The Puss in Lycra – Miss Gucci
Gucci: Hope they got some punk!
Gucci: Wow, look at Grandad Hardupaw dancing with the queen
Queen: Why thank you Baron how about we do Rally O?
Baron Hardupaw: Of course my dear, shall we watch the youngsters first?
Gucci: I can’t believe what those dogs are doing
Narrator: Gucci watches the dogs do flyball meanwhile back at the buffet…
Goldoglocks: What you got MillieMoo?
MillieMoo: I think the sausage trifle was a mistake, cream messed up my bag
Narrator: The cat scurries to the buffet table & dives into the trifle
Goldoglocks: Does that cousin of ours teach that cat nothing?
MillieMoo: So embarrassing get off the table Gucci OMD it’s the prince
Prince Charming: *Sighs but tries to be polite* Are you having a good time?
MillieMoo: *Speechless but slowly stutters* Yes
Goldoglocks: Your Highness, Sorry about the cat
Prince Charming: I see she got the cream?
Dogdini: Sir we should mingle
MillieMoo: That’s my sisfur LucyLou (oh no she’s going to wave)
LucyLou: *waves frantically* ohhh ohh Millie *sniffs sausage & runs to buffet*
Narrator: and the cat carries on plundering cream from the sausage trifles discarding everything else
LucyLou: *picks up sausage from floor* Nom Nom
MillieMoo: *bends to pick up sausage, bag falls open and contents spill* oopps
Prince Charming: There appears to be cream on my nose!
Gucci: Lick the prince
Prince Charming: Dogdini get her off me *paws flailing*
Dogdini: Here Puss. Buttons, Zips remove that cat
Buttons: Come on Gucci
Zips: Yes come on, we don’t want any trouble
Gucci: Button it Dog, I’ve got claws and I’m not afraid to use them
Fanfare … The Puss in Lycra takes the chance to escape the dogs paws
Prince Charming: Who is that? *turning to look at the top of the stairs*
Dogdini: Who indeed
Announcer: A *looks at invitation* … beautiful stranger
Gucci: That looks like Mother
Cinderellapaws: *to herself* Oh my who is that handsome dog my daughter was licking?
Narrator: Cinderella’s & Charming’s eyes meet across a crowded room
Gucci: Quick … under the table
Buttons: *Sees Cinderella* Under the table
Zips: I’m there
MillieMoo: What are you all doing here?
LucyLou: Helping you put the sausages back in the bag
Goldoglocks: I’m just eating sausages
EllieBell: Look at that beautiful dog dancing with the Prince *peeps out from under the table*
MollieDoll: She’s a great dancer too
The Narrator: The Prince and the “Beautiful Stranger” dance the night away, ignoring everyone else. Later ….
MillieMoo: Well I must say, the Prince could have at least had one dance with me.
LucyLou: Don’t worry, I’m sure he was admiring you from afar
Announcer: Ladies & Gentledogs, please take your places for the midnight waltz
Cinderellapaws: Oh no
Prince Charming: What?
Cinderellapaws: I must leave NOW *runs up the stairs, catching her collar on the way past a statue*
Prince Charming: Wait, you can’t leave I don’t know your name *starts following up the stairs*
The Queen: Charming! You have to lead the dance
Prince Charming: Coming *stoops to pick up the collar & turns disconsolately back to the ballroom*
TO BE CONTINUED ….
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